You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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