Dual....:-)
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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