There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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I need you to use more vowels.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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