Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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