new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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