Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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