is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
