I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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