My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
