Non-Jews are for practice
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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