: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I just pynch a tree in the face
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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