Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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