Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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