shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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