yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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