so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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