I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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