Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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