I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
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