Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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