dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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