ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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