I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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