so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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