so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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