wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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