so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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