so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I believe in your delicious
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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