Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Small penises have feelings too.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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