My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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