I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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