So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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