...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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