Dual....:-)
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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