You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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