Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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