Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
It's Friday. Sex?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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