brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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