We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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