You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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