Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
