i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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