Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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