she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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