kristin has been a bad kristin
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Randomize
