Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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