the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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