just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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