The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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