It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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